Goodbye Granny...

This past weekend my Granny passed away. She lived a full life, just the way she wanted. Some of the happiest memories of my childhood were at my Granny's house. My Granny taught me many things that still stay true to this day...White Gravy taste best made in a cast iron skillet made from sausage grease.

If you pan fry a steak in butter and worshisire sauce, before a night of drinking, you won't puke

A fly swatter hurts the ass as much as the fly

Frozen burritos and ketchup is a meal replacement

Bread should always be soft, if you cant afford Wonder don't bother

Sarcasm only sharpens as you get older

Slippers are acceptable footwear for ALL occasions

Keep a nice pair of PJ's as backup, you never know who you will meet in Reno

Yahtzee is timeless, and anyone who sits at your kitchen table will enjoy a game

Laughter cures most everything. If you cant laugh at them, smack em!